MAN OF THE WORLD!! PRE-ORDER NOW!!

So I’ve finally got my thumb out of my arse and written a book about my Guinness World Record setting journey to every country in the world YAY!!

Blimey! Okay so the ONLY way to get your grubby mitts on a copy of the funniest book you’ll read all year before Christmas is by buying it through Kickstartaaaah!!

Plus we’ve got exclusive hardback copies and I’ll sign them saying whatever the hell you want! Otherwise you’ll have to do with boring old paperbacks from Amazon YAWN.

So clickity-click this link and grab yerself a copy before it’s too late!!